After it was determined the husband was infertile, the childless couple decided to try artificial insemination. At the clinic the woman was told to undress from the waist down and lie down on the table. She was feeling rather awkward about the procedure when the doctor came in. Much to her astonishment, he began to pull down his pants. “Wait a minute! What the hell is going here?” yelled the woman, sitting up. “Don’t you want to get pregnant?” asked the doctor. “Well, yes, I do.” “Then lie back. We are out of the bottled stuff. You’ll just have to settle for what’s on tap!”
남편이 생식력이 없는 것으로 단정되자 아이가 없는 그 부부는 인공 수정을 하기로 결정했다. 여자가 병원에 갔더니 아랫도리를 벗고 테이블로 올라가 드러누우란다. 좀 이상하다 싶었는데 그때 의사가 들어왔다. 그런데 놀랍게도 의사가 바지를 벗기 시작하는 것이다. “잠깐요! 대관절 뭘 하려는 겁니까?” 여자는 일어나 앉으면서 소리쳤다. “임신하려고 오신 게 아닌가요?” “그렇긴 합니다만.” “그럼 누워요. 병에 든 게 다 떨어져서 내가 직접 따라 드려야겠다고요!”