[비즈니스 유머] 정신과 전문의 - Psychiatrist

“I see you were last employed by a psychiatrist,” said the employer to the applicant. “Why did you leave?” “Well,” she replied, “I just couldn’t win. If I was late to work, I was hostile. If I was early, I had an anxiety complex. And if I was on time, I was compulsive.”

“정신과 의사 밑에서 일했었군요. 그런데 어째서 그만둔 건가요?” 고용주가 입사 지원자에게 물었다. “그게 있죠, 도저히 어쩔 수 없어서 그만둔 겁니다. 늦게 출근하면 반항하는 거고, 일찍 출근하면 불안심리에 사로잡힌 거고요. 그리고 정시에 출근하면 강박관념에 사로잡힌 거라지 뭡니까.”