On her deathbed, Betty was giving final instructions to her
husband.

"Eli, you''ve been so good to me all these years. I know you
never even thought about another woman. Now that I''m going,
I want you to marry aganin as soon as possible, and I want
you to give your new wife all my expensive clothes."

"I can''t do that, darling," he said.

"You''re a size 16 and she''s only a 10!"

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* deathbed : 임종
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죽음을 앞둔 베티는 남편에게 마지막 당부를 했다.

"당신은 그동안 나한테 무척 잘 해줬어요. 당신이 딴 여자는 아예 거들떠
보지도 않았다는걸 잘 알아요. 이렇게 떠나는 마당에는 하루 빨리 재혼했으
면 해요. 내 값진 옷들일랑 죄다 새 사람에게 주세요"

"그건 안돼요. 당신 치수는 16이지만 그 여자는 10이란 말이오."