woman walked up to little old man rocking in chair on his porch. "I couldn？t help noticing how happy you look,"she said."What？s your secret for a happy life?" "I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "I also drink a case of whiskey a week,eat fatty foods,and never exercise." "That's amazing,"the woman said."How old are you?" "Twenty-six,"he said.