[비즈니스 유머] 법정신문

Strange questions from lawyers:

-You were there until the time you left,is that true?

-Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war?

-Did he kill you?

-How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?

-Were you present when your picture was taken?

-Now doctor,isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep,he doesn't know about it until the next morning?

법정신문 때의 이상야릇한 질문들

-그곳을 떠날 때까지 거기 있었던 게 사실인가요?

-전쟁에서 죽은 게 당신인가요 아니면 동생인가요?

-그가 당신을 죽였나요?-두 차가 충돌했을 때 얼마나 떨어져 있었죠?

-당신 사진이 촬영될 때 그 자리에 있었어요?

-그럼 의사 선생,잠자다가 죽은 사람은 이튿날 아침까지 그 사실을 모른다는 게 사실이 아닌가요

collision:충돌