[비즈니스 유머] 변태성욕

A sexual pervert was out getting a little "strange stuff" when he suffered a heart attack and died...

The undertaker called his wife as he was preparing the body, saying "your late husband died with a tremendous erection that we can't get to go away... What would you like us to do?"

To which she replied, "Cut it off and stuff it in his as."

When she went to view the body she noticed a somewhat pained expression on her deceased husband's face as he lay in the casket...

Bending over him she said softly, "Hurts, doesn't?"

변태성욕자가 "이상한 짓"을 하다가 심장마비로 사망했다...

장의를 준비하던 장의사 사람이 미망인에게 전화를 걸었다.

"고인께서 어마어마한 발기상태에서 숨을 거두셨는데 그 상태가 사라지지를 않네요...이 거 어떻게 할까요?"

"그걸 잘라서 뒤로 쑤셔 넣어요"라고 미망인은 말했다.

입관된 시신을 보러간 미망인은 그의 얼굴의 다소 고통스런 표정을 눈여겨 봤다...

남편한테로 몸을 숙인 아내는 나직한 소리로 한마디 했다.

"아프지?"

△sexual pervert : 변태성욕자
△undertaker : 장의사(사람)
△tremendous erection : 어마어마한 발기(상태)
△deceased : 죽은,작고한