Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says， "I hear that you've been telling people that I'm ugly？" "Oh No！ I've just been saying that your new hairdo makes you look less attractive."

"I also heard that you've been calling me fat?" "Oh No！ I just said the way you wear those stripes make you look larger than you really are."

"I've also heard that you're saying that my husband has wart on his dick！" "Oh No！ I only said that it feels like he has a wart on his dick！"



오랜 친구지간인 두 여자가 커피를 마시면서 이야기를 나누었다. "사람들이 그러는데 넌 내가 못생겼다고 했다면서？"

"천만에. 난 네가 헤어스타일을 바꾸니 덜 예뻐 보인다고 했을 뿐이야."

"그리고 내가 뚱보라고 했다면서？"

"천만에. 난 다만 네가 그 줄무늬 옷을 입으니 몸매가 실제보다도 커 보인다고 했을 뿐이야."

"또 있어.내 남편 거기에 사마귀가 있다는 소리도 했다면서？"

"천만에！ 난 다만 사마귀가 있는 것 같은 느낌이 들더라고 했을 뿐이야."


△stripes:줄무늬 옷
△wart:사마귀
△dick:[비속]페니스