"There's nothing wrong with you，" says the doctor to an 80-year-old man."By the way，how old was your father when he died？" "Did I say he was dead？" the old man responded.The doctor couldn't believe it."Well，how old your grandfather when he died？" The man responded again，"Did I say he was dead？" "You mean to tell me you're 80 and both your father and your grandfather are alive？" "Not only that my 126-year-old grandpa is getting married next week for the first time." "After 126 years of being a bachelor why on earth does he want get married？" The old man looked up at the doctor and said，"Did I say he wanted to？"


80된 노인을 진찰한 의사가 말했다. "아무 이상이 없습니다. 그런데 부친께서 돌아가실 때 몇 살이셨습니까？" "누가 돌아갔다고 했어요？"라며 노인은 되묻는 것이었다. 의사는 그의 귀를 의심했다. "그럼 조부님은 몇에 돌아가셨습니까？" 노인은 다시금 되묻는 것이었다. "누가 돌아갔다고 했어요？" "아니 지금 80이신데 부친과 조부께서 다 살아계신가요？" "그뿐인 줄 알아요. 126세 되시는 할아버지는 내주에 처음 장가 드신다고요. " "126년을 독신으로 지내다가 무엇 때문에 결혼하시고 싶어진 겁니까？" "누가 결혼하고 싶어 한다고 했어요？" 노인은 의사를 쳐다보면서 묻는 것이었다.


△bachelor:미혼(독신)남자

△why on earth~?:대관절 왜？