A man was showing his friend a new set of golf clubs he had just bought. "Doctor's orders，"he told his friend. "My wife and I have been gaining too much weight and we went to see the doctor about it. He said we needed more exercise， so I joined the country club and bought myself this set of clubs." "What did you buy your wife" the friend asked. The man said， "A new bicycle and lawn mower."


골프클럽 한 세트를 새로 장만한 사내가 친구에게 그것을 보여주면서 말했다. "의사의 지시가 있었어.우리 부부가 살이 너무 쪄서 의사를 찾아가 의논하지 않았겠어.그랬더니 운동을 더 해야 한다기에 난 컨트리클럽에 가입하면서 이 골프채들을 샀지 뭔가. " "부인한텐 뭘 사준 건가？" "새 자전거하고 잔디 깎는 기계를 사줬다네."