A businessman on his deathbed called his friend an said， "Bill， I want you to promise me that when I die you will have my remains cremated."

"And what，" his friend asked， "do you want me to do with your ashes？"

The businessman said， "Just put them in an envelope and mail them to the Internal Revenue Service， and write on the envelope， 'Now you have everything.'"


죽음을 앞둔 기업인이 친구를 불렀다. "내가 죽으면 화장해 주겠다고 약속해 주게."

"그럼 화장하고 나서 그 재는 어떻게 해달란 말이야？" 친구가 물었다.

"봉투에 넣어서 국세청으로 보내는데 겉봉에다 '자아，몽땅 드립니다'라고 적어주게."