"Your Honor, I want a divorce. My husband has been cheating on me." "Do you have any evidence to substantiate your claim?" "Yes. Just last night I saw him enter a movie theater with another woman." "Who was this other woman?" "I don't know. I never saw her before." "Then why didn't you follow them into the theater and find out who she was?" "I would have, but the man I was with had already seen that picture!"


"판사님,저 이혼해야겠습니다. 남편이 바람을 피웁니다. " "확실한 증거가 있나요?" "네.바로 어젯밤에 딴 여자하고 영화관에 들어가는 걸 봤습니다. " "그 여자는 누구였는데요?" "모르겠습니다. 처음 보는 여자라서요. " "그럼 뒤따라가서 누군지 알아봤어야죠." "그러고 싶었지만 함께 있었던 남자가 그 영화는 이미 본 거라지 뭡니까. "