비즈니스 유머
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안개 속 운전 - Driving in Fog
The woman was in the dense fog following a visit to her gynecologist and found herself lost on a deserted highway. Within minutes, she was surrounded ...
2015.02.04 21:18
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건망증 - Forgetful
A woman rushed out of the house, forgetting her keys, and found herself locked out. There was nothing she could do but wait for her husband to come ho...
2015.02.03 21:10
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아이돌 - Idol
The woman stood in line for hours to get an autograph and a picture taken with the male model. Afterward, she could speak of nothing but his attractiv...
2015.02.02 21:05
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주의사항 - Bear in Mind!
As the new academic year just started there was this novel poster on the campus billboard: All those who are new here, keep this in mind: ...
2015.01.30 21:23
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어머니의 취미생활 - Mom's Hobby
The mother, a horticulture enthusiast, has more than 200 plants in her home. Exasperated by lack of interest in her hobby, she devised a way to get th...
2015.01.29 21:28
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말을 웃기기 - Making Horse Laugh
The bartender says to a guy, “If you can make that horse over there laugh you can have free drinks for the rest of the night.” The guy wal...
2015.01.28 21:00
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장수 이야기 - Tale of Longevity
An 80-year-old man goes to a doctor for a check-up. The doctor tells him, “You’re in terrific shape. Why, you might live forever. By the w...
2015.01.26 21:21
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집중적 생활 - Intensive Living
Out of curiosity the woman walked up to a little man, looking so carefree, rocking in a chair on the front veranda. “I couldn’t help notic...
2015.01.25 20:47
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여교사 수칙 (2) Rules of Conduct for Female Teachers
7) You may not smoke cigarettes.8) You may not dress in bright colors.9) You may under no circumstances dye your hair.10) You must wear at least two p...
2015.01.23 21:00
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여교사 수칙(1) - Rules of Conducts for Female Teachers
An American school district(in Los Angels) worked out this set of rules of conduct for female teachers in 1915. How times have changed.1) You will not...
2015.01.22 20:51
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우등생과 낙제생 - A vs F graded
The boys have just got their grades from their female sex education teacher. Three of them who got F’s were furious at the way they had been gra...
2015.01.20 20:57
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문화적 차이 - Cultural Differences
During an educational theory lecture at an American university the professor stressed the importance of being sensitive to cultural differences. An at...
2015.01.19 21:02
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신품 교재 - Unused Textbook
Students offering used textbooks posted their notices on the campus board of a college. One of the notices read: “Introduction to Logic, $7, nev...
2015.01.18 21:05
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22+22=44
In a class dealing with mental derangement the professor asked: “If Philadelphia is 100 miles from New York and Los Angeles is 2000 miles from C...
2015.01.16 21:05
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분주한 하느님 - Busy God
In the cafeteria of a Catholic school, the children were lined up for lunch. There was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note and placed it in fr...
2015.01.14 21:11
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훌륭한 생각 - Brainy Thoughts
Excellent thoughts applicable through our whole life.-Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself. (Leo Tolstoy)-If s...
2015.01.12 21:34
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스킨십 - Touchable
To help their four-year-old daughter overcome her fear of the dark, the parents always assured her at bedtime that God was watching over her. One nigh...
2015.01.11 21:05
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아내의 생일 - Wife's Birthday
“Aren’t you aware it’s a special day today?” the constantly complaining wife asked her husband. “No, honey,” repli...
2015.01.09 21:47
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남자 대 여자 - He vs She
Two old friends met after many years. One was quite astonished to find his old friend had had a sex-change operation. “So how do you like to be ...
2015.01.08 21:02
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최고일자리 - Ace Job
A man goes to a placement agency in London and asks if they have any jobs. “Certainly,” replies the interviewer, “I’ve got an ...
2015.01.07 21:05
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