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죽일 놈! - A Rascal
Called for jury duty, a woman asked to be excused on the ground that she opposed to capital punishment.“But this is a civil suit,” explain...
2015.01.06 21:15
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인사고과 용어 풀이 - Evaluation Comments Dictionary
-Average: Not too bright -Exceptionally well qualified: Has committed no major blunders to date -Active socially: Drinks heavi...
2015.01.05 21:37
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야외 나들이 - Trekking
The man had taken up back-packing with enthusiasm to set out on his first outdoor camping trip. His wife was too pregnant to go, so he talked his 5-ye...
2015.01.04 20:59
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건망증 - Forgetfulness
A man, determined to do something about his forgetfulness, bought a book on the subject - the book was entitled ‘Memory’. Back home he put...
2015.01.02 20:58
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할리우드의 아이들 Hollywood Kids
In Hollywood, where show business people’s promiscuity never fails to be a good gossip, two kids got into a heated argument.“My father can...
2015.01.01 21:05
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새해 결심 - New Year's Resolution
When the daughter called her parents to wish them a happy New Year, her dad answered the phone. “Well, Dad, what’s your New Year’s r...
2014.12.31 21:17
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새해를 맞으면서 - In the New Year
Thoughts to ponder for 2015:-Life is sexually transmitted.-Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.-Health nuts are going...
2014.12.30 21:40
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깜짝 퀴즈 - Pop Quiz
Four high school boys afflicted with spring fever skipped morning classes. After lunch they reported to the teacher that they had a flat tire. Much to...
2014.12.29 20:55
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낱말 풀이 - Definitions
-Traffic light: Apparatus that automatically turns red when your car approaches.-Divorce: Postgraduate in School of Love.-Self-control: The ability to...
2014.12.28 21:14
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못된 형제 - Evil Brothers
There were two evil brothers - rich but notoriously stingy. Then their pastor retired and a new one came. The new pastor could easily see through the ...
2014.12.26 22:08
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인형 - Dolls
In a toy store a mother and her small daughter were discussing the dolls. “What does it do?” the child would ask about each one. The mothe...
2014.12.24 21:52
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법과 인정 - Law vs Compassion
“Why did you steal?” the judge asked the old man who was charged with stealing a loaf of bread. “Being old, I’m unable to get ...
2014.12.23 20:44
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배심원 후보... Prospective Juror
George, a prospective juror, was being grilled by defense attorney. The lawyer asked a series of questions about personal brushes with the law, everyt...
2014.12.22 21:16
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하나님의 실수 - Clumsy God
A preacher and his friend George were playing golf. George missed 3-foot putt and yells, “Goddamn it!” The preacher says, “If you ke...
2014.12.21 20:52
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식물국회 - Vegetating Congress
At NASA they were celebrating the great scientific achievement that had come after years of hard research when the head scientist received a congratul...
2014.12.19 21:16
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처가 식구들 - In-laws
The Pentagon once did a study on why so many American servicemen marry women of the countries where they are stationed. Contrary to popular belief, lo...
2014.12.18 21:16
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남자와 여자 - Man vs Woman
Two guys and a girl were sitting at a bar talking about their lives. One guy says, “I’m a YUPPIE… you know - Young Urban Profession...
2014.12.17 21:07
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남편 벌주기 - Punishing Husband
A woman, sitting for divorce, told the judge that her husband smoked too much, took a drink occasionally, was out late once in a while, spent money on...
2014.12.16 21:22
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산타 아저씨 - Santa Claus
On Christmas Eve, an exceptionally handsome Santa Claus comes down the chimney and is startled by a beautiful blonde girl. She asks, “Santa, wil...
2014.12.15 21:14
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여성비하 조크 - Sexist jokes
Women think they already know everything, but wait…training courses are now available for women on the following subjects:-Silence, the new fro...
2014.12.15 04:20
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