비즈니스 유머
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일본사람 - Japanese
A Japanese man who is married to an American woman hosted a dinner for her family at a local Japanese restaurant. When they picked up their chopsticks...
2014.12.12 21:15
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독일식 영어 안내문 - Germanic English Signs
-A sign in English posted in Germany’s Black Forest: “It is strictly forbidden on our Black Forest camping site that people of different s...
2014.12.11 21:17
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부부관계 - He-She Relationship
One day the husband commented to his wife about her recent weight gain. She began to protest, but the husband reminded her that their reationship was ...
2014.12.10 21:23
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하느님 전 상서(2) - Letters to God
Kids’ letters to God:-Dear God, My brother told me about babies being born but it doesn’t sound right. They’re just kidding, aren&rs...
2014.12.09 21:02
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이천년 전 - Two Thousand Years Ago
God is tired, worn out. So he speaks to St. Peter, “I need a vacation. Got any suggestions where I should go?” St. Peter, after a thoughtf...
2014.12.08 21:09
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성탄절 - Christmas
An elderly man calls his son living far away and says, “I hate to say this, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; 45 year...
2014.12.07 20:59
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하느님 전 상서(1) - Letters to God
Kids’ letters to God:-Dear God, I have a good idea for you to save your work - Instead of letting all the people die and having to make new ones...
2014.12.04 21:11
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납세자 - Taxpayer
A couple of weeks after hearing a sermon on Psalms 51:2-4(knowing my own hidden secrets) and Psalms 52:3-4(lies and deceit), a man wrote the following...
2014.12.03 21:16
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여사들의 말 - Celebrated Ladies Say
-I think, therefore I am single. -Lizz Winstead-Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry. -Gloria Steinem-When women are depressed they eith...
2014.12.02 21:25
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에덴 동산에서 - In Eden
One morning in Eden, God was looking for Adam and Eve, but couldn’t find them. Later in the day God saw Adam and asked where he and Eve were ear...
2014.12.01 21:28
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남 대 여 - He vs She
Wanting to take a break, God told the man who was just allowed to enter his kingdom to take over. God told him to give everyone a test before letting ...
2014.11.30 20:54
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수술실 대화 - Surgeons Say
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:-Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy.-Wait a minute, if this is spleen, then what...
2014.11.28 20:58
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무미한 장수 - A Joyless Hundred
A man asked his doctor if he thought he’d live to be a hundred. The doctor asked the man, “Do you smoke or drink?” “No,”...
2014.11.27 21:17
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임무완수 - Mission Accomplished
A woman, married 45 years, asked her husband on their anniversary, “What were you thinking the very first time you saw me?” He replied, &l...
2014.11.26 21:15
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유곽과 유치원 - Brothel vs Kindergarten
A traveling salesman stopped at the town’s best brothel that was frequented by the town’s VIPs. As he was getting ready to cuddle up with ...
2014.11.25 21:14
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베드로를 찾는 천사들 - Angels Seeking Peter
Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said: “PROSTITUTES - $60.00.” A policeman stopped them and t...
2014.11.23 20:59
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아담의 갈비뼈 - Adam`s Ribs
Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands. When Adam stayed out late for a few nights, Eve became upset. “You’re running aro...
2014.11.21 21:13
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높은 사람 - Bignoise
One day a man called the church office. “Can I speak to the big noise there?” The secretary heard what he said, but said, “I’m...
2014.11.20 21:17
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남자 속마음 - What's on His Mind
What men really mean:-Will you marry me? (My roommate has moved out, I can’t find washer, and there’s no more peanut butter.)-She’s ...
2014.11.19 21:30
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비둘기와 사람 - Pigeons vs Humans
The woman often feeds pigeons in the park near her home. One day, as she fed the growing flock surrounding her, a man came over to her. “While y...
2014.11.18 21:09
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