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철들기 - Growing
-Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you citicize him, you are a mile away and you have his shoes.-What ...
2014.11.17 21:23
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별난 짓 해보기 - Be Freakish
Have some fun on your next shopping trip, try this….-Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.-Make...
2014.11.14 21:26
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꽃장수 - Flowersalesman
The flower vendor was an old hand at unloading his last few bunches. Appealing to a man on his way home from work, the vendor said, “How about a...
2014.11.13 21:25
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성공한 아이디어 - Successful Conception
My roommate was interested in a young man in her English-literature class, but she was too shy to let him know. One day she overheard him say he was o...
2014.11.12 21:40
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공범 - Fellow Sinners
A high school student cut classes to attend one of the first football games of the season. While exiting with some 30,000 fans after the contest, he h...
2014.11.11 21:19
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인생의 진실 - Truth about Life
Here are some great truths children learn about life:-If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse.-When your dad is mad and asks you, &lsquo...
2014.11.10 21:27
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의사들의 망발 - Doctor Bloopers
Actual bloopers doctors have written on patient charts:-Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.-She has had no rigors or ...
2014.11.09 21:30
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남자 말 - What Men Say
What does it really mean when men say something?-I’m going fishing. (I’m going to drink as much as I want and stand by a stream with a sti...
2014.11.07 21:32
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이상한 우리 식구들 - Absurdity in my Family
A university student was in a phone conversation with his uncle who wanted to know what his nephew was majoring at the school. “I’m taking...
2014.11.06 21:10
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무인도 생활 - Life on Deserted Island
The shipwrecked mariner had spent several years on a deserted island. Then one morning he was thrilled to see a small vessel sailing toward him. The b...
2014.11.05 21:04
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남자와 여자 - He vs She
-To be happy with a man she must understand him a lot and love a little. To be happy with a woman he must love her a lot and not try to understand her...
2014.11.04 21:32
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목사·의사·과학자 - Preacher vs Doctor vs Scientist
A preacher, a doctor and a scientist were waiting for a particularly slow group of golfers. The doctor asks the passing greenskeeper, “What&rsqu...
2014.11.03 20:52
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꿈나라 - Dreamland
It’s a very cold winter night, so three homeless guys huddle up close to stay warm. When they wake up in the morning, the guy on the left says, ...
2014.10.31 21:33
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새 장난감 - New Plaything
Little Johnny had become a real nuisance while the men tried concentrate on their Saturday poker game. The youngster kept running back and forth behin...
2014.10.30 21:19
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신병훈련 - Boot Training
During training at an army base, the instructor threw a pinecone among the recruits and yelled, “Grenade!” The trainees immediately turned...
2014.10.29 21:38
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사람 문 개 - Shepherd Bites a Man
The veterinary office mails out reminders when pets are due to vaccinations. One day a German shepherd arrived for his annual rabies shot and veterina...
2014.10.28 21:03
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기자를 천국으로 - For Heavenly News
“Golf courses in heaven?” “How could we know? We hear so little about heaven, don’t we?” “How come then we hear so...
2014.10.27 21:26
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무면허 운전 - Unlicensed Driving
During a criminal justice class at an American college, they were discussing crime statistics and the number of incidents that go unreported. “H...
2014.10.26 23:52
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뿔난 손님 - Enraged Customer
After his recent stay in hospital, the elderly man was very irritable, especially regarding food. One day he stopped for a meal at a nearby restaurant...
2014.10.24 20:58
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내 남자 알아보기 - Identifying my Man
Three women are in a gym locker room dressing up to play racquetball. Suddenly, a guy runs through the room wearing nothing but a bag over his head an...
2014.10.23 21:58
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