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섹스 금지령 - No Sex!
When the Ark’s door was closed, Noah called a meeting with all the animals. “There will be no sex on this trip!” he said. “All...
2014.10.22 21:39
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미모의 90대 - Beautiful Nonagenarian
In the plastic surgery office a 92-year-old patient was preparing to have some reconstructive surgery on nose. She was extremely sharp and knowledgeab...
2014.10.20 20:49
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10과 11의 차이 - 10 vs 11
The new signs in the apartment building’s parking lot read: “Speed Limit-11 m.p.h.”One of the residents who was curious, “How ...
2014.10.20 00:48
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남자와 여자 - Man vs Woman(2)
You just can’t win, and here are the reasons why…-If you mention how nice she looks, it’s sexual harassment. If you keep quiet, it&...
2014.10.18 02:37
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남자와 여자(1) - Man vs Woman(1)
Men just can’t win, and here are the reasons why…-If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you’re...
2014.10.16 21:10
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말도 안 되는 소리 - Dumb Things
A contest was held to find the dumbest things bosses have ever said. The winning entries were:-As of tomorrow, employees will only be able to access t...
2014.10.15 21:24
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사랑과 환경 - Love and Environment
As a single parent with a teenage son, the woman has gone through many financial difficulties. Consequently, they lived in an old mobile home with all...
2014.10.14 18:47
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생일선물 - Birthday Present
A 95-year-old man checked into a posh hotel to celebrate his birthday. As a surprise, some friends sent a call girl to his room. When the old man answ...
2014.10.13 21:02
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미국사람들-Americans
-53 percent read their horoscopes regularly.-16 percent (mostly men) have forgotten their wedding anniversary.-10 percent are trilingual.-57 percent s...
2014.10.13 01:20
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우등생 명단 - Dean's List
When she received her grades from Harvard, she was delighted that they were higher than she had expected, and she phoned to tell her parents. While sh...
2014.10.10 20:51
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TV의 해악 - Evils of TV
A pastor was preaching an impassioned sermon on the evils of television. “It steals away precious time that could be better spent on other thing...
2014.10.10 00:31
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목숨 건 비행 - Flying at Risk of Life
Their 88-year-old mother who had never flown before was invited by her son to go with him in his single-engine aircraft to visit her daughter. “...
2014.10.08 20:54
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조깅 - Jogging
Years ago when the cell phones were still new, a man who had rarely excercised was bewildered by the wide choice of jogging shoes available in the spo...
2014.10.07 21:16
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직장교육 - Job Training
During her training as a general hospital receptionist, the woman was told never to recommend one of their doctors over another, but simply state who ...
2014.10.06 21:15
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노하우 - Knowhow
When a business man found that his office safe had jammed, he called the nearby prison and asked whether any of the inmates might know how to open it....
2014.10.06 00:29
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운동구 - Excercise Machine
The man bought an exercise machine to help him shed a few pounds. He set it up in the basement but didn’t use it much, so he moved it to the bed...
2014.10.03 23:36
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감찰 - Inspection
When an American army unit’s chow hall was visited by a team of inspectors, soldiers noticed that the food was better than usual and that there ...
2014.10.01 21:15
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늙어가는 징조 - You're Getting Older
You’re getting older when…-You’re startled the first time you’re addressed as an old timer.-You’re still chasing women ...
2014.09.29 21:57
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취직면접 백태 - Unusual Behaviour by Job Applicants
A survey of top personnel executives of major American corporations resulted in the following stories of unusual behaviors by job applicants.-Pulled o...
2014.09.28 21:13
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평화로운 세상 - At Peace
An Al-Qaeda member, an American general, a Catholic priest, a protestant minister, a rabbi, a Budhist monk, a politician, a businessman, a scoundrel, ...
2014.09.26 20:57
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