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The man trying to buy a brassire for his wife didn''t realize itwas necessary to know the size. The friendly salegirl tried to help him out of his difficulty- "How about the size of a grapefruit?" "No, smaller," replied the customer. "About like oranges?" "Then how about eggs?" "Yeah, right," said the man. "Fried."--------------------------------------------------------------------- 아내의 브레지어를 사려던 남편은 물건사이즈를 알고있어야한다는 사실을미처깨닫지 못했다. 상냥한 여점원은 그를 도와주려했다. "자봉만해요?""아뇨,그보다는 작아요" "그럼 오렌지만한가요?" "그보다도 작고요" "그럼달걀정도?" "그래요 맞아요,프라이된 걸로 말입니다"