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An old man goes to a cathouse, knocks on the floor, and the madam answers. "Can I help you?" she says. The man says, "Yes. I''d like a woman." The madam says, "How old are you?" He says, "I''m ninety-six years old." She says, "Ninety-six years old" You''ve had it." "I have?" says the old man. "How much do I owe you?"===========================================================* cathouse : (미국속어) 유곽 * You''ve had it : (구어) 싫증나다, (이제) 충분하다=========================================================== 노인이 유곽문을 노크하니 마담이 나타났다. "어떻게 오셨어요?" "여자가 필요하구먼" 하고 노인은 대답했다. "연세가 어떻게 되시죠?" "아흔여섯이오" "아흔여섯이라구요? 할만큼 하셨겠네요" "그랬나? 얼마요?