When Ronnie first noticed that his penis was growing larger, he was delighted, as was his wife. But after several weeks his penis had continued to grow, he became concerned. So he and his wife went to see a prominent urologist. After an initial examination, the doctor explained that, though rare, Ronnie’s condition could be cured through corrective surgery. “How long will he be on crutches?” the wife asked. “Crutches? Why would he need crutches?” responded the doctor. “Well, you’re planning to lengthen Ronnie’s legs, aren’t you?”
남편의 성기가 커지고 있다는 사실을 알게 되자 부부는 좋아했다. 그러나 그 현상이 몇 주 계속되자 남자는 불안해졌다. 그래서 부부가 함께 이름난 비뇨기과 의사를 찾아갔다. 1차검진을 마친 의사는 그게 보기 드문 케이스이기는 하지만 교정수술을 통해 치료가 가능하다고 설명했다. 그러자 아내가 물었다. “목발은 얼마 동안 짚고 다녀야 하나요?” “목발이라뇨? 그게 왜 필요합니까?” “아니, 이 사람 다리가 길어지는 수술을 받게 되는 것 아닌가요?”