An 80-year-old man goes to a doctor for a check-up. The doctor tells him, “You’re in terrific shape. Why, you might live forever. By the way, how old was your father when he died?” The oldster responded, “Did I say he was dead?” The doctor couldn’t believe it. “Well, how old was your grandfather when he died?” “Did I say he was dead?” The doctor was astonished. “You mean to tell me both your father and your grandfather are alive?” “My 125 years old gandfather is getting married for the first time.” “Why does the old bachelor want to get married?” “Because his girl is pregnant.”
80세 노인이 검진을 받았다. “기차게 건강하시군요. 아니, 영원토록 사실 것 같네요. 그런데 부친께서는 몇 살에 가셨죠?” “제 아버지가 돌아가셨다고 했던가요?” 의사는 도저히 믿을 수 없었다. “그러면 조부께서는 몇에 가셨습니까?” “언제 할아버지가 갔다고 했어요?” 그는 깜짝 놀랐다. “부친과 조부가 다 생존해 계시다는 말인가요?” “125세 된 할아버지가 난생 처음 결혼한답니다.” “아니, 노총각께서 왜 결혼하시는 건데요?” “여자가 임신을 했거든요.”